free counters big ol', dookie-bootied bitch
I told my grandma that someone I know got a tattoo.
  • Grandma: You should really get some better friends...
  • Me: NO NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT NO that was so rude
  • Grandma: Weeell, I mean, what do you expect!?


Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

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sad ft. horny

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I hate the internet


I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

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Theresa at Waterloo
This is a joke