So I went to see Tyler in Chico and I got up to the front and eventually caught his eye and told him that we had the same birthday but he didn’t wish me happy birthday and he was like “What the fuck, I didn’t wish you happy birthday? I don’t fucking know you. Want me to say it?” and someone was like “who’s birthday is it?” idk who cus I was too busy...
ripelypine: everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: lokisbluebox: wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic: jamjalex: do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH Twenty six isn’t that much either. i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart…… only people from this...
westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
h0llo: college is for people who plan on living past 30
urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child
twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like aw yeah we tight we bros but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
1. Run away to Brooklyn. Rent an apartment with a claw footed bathtub. Commute...– 5 Exit Strategies (via tilthe)
squidventure-time: jellocum: thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him also, all the black kids went up to take pictures this is the best post on tumblr but...
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
haave-you-met-ted: charliebratlett: tonight i explored an abandoned asylum in my pajamas with richard hey that’s me The police act like they don’t want you to go to abandoned asylums but they just leave them there. I don’t get it.
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off,...
captainjew: remember when you were 12 and you were so excited to become a teenager and have “the best years of your life” haha more like most suicidal years of my life